At the turn of the millennium, Prozzäk didn't just top the charts—they hijacked Canadian pop culture. The animated brainchild of Jay Levine and James Bryan (The Philosopher Kings), Simon and Milo turned romantic failure into multi-platinum gold with the seminal albums Hot Show and Saturday People. With hits like “Sucks To Be You” and “Strange Disease,” they racked up six JUNO nods and became the voice of a generation’s neuroses.

During a decade-long hiatus spent writing and producing hits for artists from Fefe Dobson and B4-4 to global icons like Drake and Nelly Furtado, the duo realized the world still needed their brand of "unapologetic lonely." Their 2017 return, Forever 1999, proved their staying power, followed by a massive 50,000-fan "Rewind Tour" alongside Aqua. Whether they’re headlining Pride festivals or opening for the Black Eyed Peas at 2025’s Wake the Giant, Prozzäk remains the ultimate proof that you never truly get over your first 2D crush. Simon is still searching for love; the rest of us are here for the party.